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BlueSky post by user @hemlock.bsky.social that reads,
I am a transit maximalist. I believe that when a girl hornyposts from the other side of the country; I should be able to get on a maglev and arrive in her city before the prog is out of her system for no more than $40. All policy should bend to serve this goal.
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I have sad news. The distance from LA to NYC is ~1840mi by road and the fastest speed reached by a commercial train is 268mph. It would take over 10hrs to travel that distance, assuming a nonstop trip that follows the same path as the road.
When I hornypost, I don’t wait 10hrs to do something about it
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KoboldCoterieIt’s okay, they’ll wait that long for you. Believe in yourself. You’re worth it.
FizzIf you can afford to run a maglev you probably live somewhere with enough density to have a girl horny posting nearby.
BeigeAgendaMaybe we haven’t sold the befits of high speed rail the right way? We’ll have to use this argument: We need $40 high speed rail ASAP to catch tail on the other side of the country.
renegadesporkTranscontinental booty calls might actually sell people on better trains.
I’ve been really inconsistent about my prog lately while I figure it out so I’m CONSTANTLY on a pendulum swing between sobbing wildly and moaning in bed. I support the maglev thing or whatever
How long do I have to be on prog to get the girl horny?!??
kittenzrulz123I think it depends on the person, granted not that I would no since I have no prog :c
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Ehm IIRC it’s 3000 km (2000 miles) from California to Boston. Assuming she stays horny for 30 minutes, that makes a calculated speed of 6000 km/h (4000 mph), or about mach 5.
Birds best stay out the way
I believe we can top the SR-71 by harnessing the power of God’s thirstiest lesbians.
Alright well we’ve got a lot of work to do then.
That’s physically impossible. We need to instead make the country smaller.
Modern Conservatives: “We have a crisis of masculinity”
Traditional 1950s Americans: “Your parents exist because we did it raw on the subway”
What about the 50000 other people that would happily travel a day for $40 to tap that? Huh??
You might solve your problem, but you’re creating a much bigger issue.
Someone with this level of short sightedness is exactly how we get barely baked “AI” still resulting in millions losing their jobs, smh.
I mean I dunno. My bike is cooler than their bikes. My hat is cooler than their hats. I’ve run the statistics/econometric estimates and the rough odds of them having a cooler hat are far, far below one in 50,000. Same with the bike (they are pretty cool bike and hat. One in a million, maybe hundred million. One in a billion taken together if I didn’t have safety anals to rentent) so like, if I’m fighting off $40 bums I better expect some kind of… What’s the word. Recompense for my time.
I’m talking bacon wrapped dates or better. Y’all provide the budget I’ll provide the feast just let me at the kitchen unfettered. That is what you must provide to the polycule.