Eco Friendly

Look hon, new sequel just dropped.

Tucker and Dale versus Diesel

(Disclaimer: I have no idea if this hearse or this chipper use diesel fuel).

I’d like you to scatter me over the fields

Like spread your ashes on all the crops?

Almost right…

I’d have no problem if my corpse was shredded. But I’m donating it for medical use because it’s the cheapest way of disposing a body.

Redneck “sky burial”

I want a Fargo style funeral

I want to be butchered and cooked, but not eaten.

Mulched?

Monty Python was first with the “bury her, burn her, or dump her” options.

“Dump her???”

“Oh, you liked her?”

Creamation?

I think this is known as “Fargonation”.