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Plot twist: your husband works for the military and he needs a cat to plan war crimes
Nooooooooooooooooooo
“Sergeant Butterscotch, you madman, we never would have thought of knocking over all the water towers without your contributions to the video chat.”
Fun fact: Hercules Mulligan, the tailor-spy of the American Revolution, had a slave who would help him to collect and disseminate Intel.
That slaves name? Cato.
Why why are still trying
In that case the cat would be an aide or adjutant. Major McMittens is specialized in unconventional warfare.
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Yes, I boomered that one and not for the first time. I almost did it again replying to you.
Oh now that’s a NAME
General McNapara’s command has plenty of enlisted assistants
Someone has to hold the desk down.
I do this but with hens