As opposed to all of the Olympic sports found in the wild…?
Anyways, I could probably fair better than average in a lot of Olympic Sports in general, but I don’t think I’m quite good enough at any specific task to be the best of the best.
Picking a faster queue at the supermarket. It’s the one that’s all guys with a small number of items each. My missus won’t let me switch so I just watch the line go down sadly.
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Epic responses, 5 years after the conversation happened…
“No! Got your nose!”
That or remembering how extremely bad I reacted 18 years ago. And then Olympic cringing.
Being highly enthusiastic and equally unreliable so that I constantly disappoint myself and everyone I know.
oh my dude, same, high five!
*misses*
Couch slouching.
Stair sprinting. Up or down. 3-5 at a time, a pudgy guy with complete ballerina grace, never been beaten in all my subway stair races
As opposed to all of the Olympic sports found in the wild…?
Anyways, I could probably fair better than average in a lot of Olympic Sports in general, but I don’t think I’m quite good enough at any specific task to be the best of the best.
Commenting paradoxons it is.
Mixing sub-grade gin and tonics.
At this point in my life, picking up rabbit shit
Picking a faster queue at the supermarket. It’s the one that’s all guys with a small number of items each. My missus won’t let me switch so I just watch the line go down sadly.