I had this meme text-to-speech read to me while I was helping my parents carry a TV and something just clicked inside my brain, I suddenly felt the enlightenment, it all makes sense now!, I thought, so I immediately dropped the tv and went to pick up a small piece of the shattered glass on the ground. Such shiny little object… so cool.
Parents are mad, dunno why… I’m just following golden advice given by this comm…
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I had this meme text-to-speech read to me while I was helping my parents carry a TV and something just clicked inside my brain, I suddenly felt the enlightenment, it all makes sense now!, I thought, so I immediately dropped the tv and went to pick up a small piece of the shattered glass on the ground. Such shiny little object… so cool.
Parents are mad, dunno why… I’m just following golden advice given by this comm…
“Man crushed by boulder while playing with rocks.”
Sounds like he died happy
This is such bad long-term mental health advice lol
“Why didn’t you turn up to your final exam yesterday?”
“Oh, it’s OK, I watered my plants instead.”
Instructions unclear.
Put my kid down.
spoiler
Literally. Like, set down on the floor.
Still feels heavy.