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Best case: He has a secret family that he uses to make apple fritters for you.

Worst cast: He has a secret family to which he’s funneling apple fritters, which is why you get none.

Weird case: He has a secret family of anthropomorphic apple-fritter-human hybrids he’s hiding from you and your hunger.

This is proof that you’ll never know what you can find on the internet.

Thank you for not sharing a link to something I can’t unsee.



This is the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.




If you’re poly you can openly have a second family and someone in the polycule is bound to be a baker or cook who always makes way more than they can reasonably eat and will supply multiple branches of the polycule with treats

Sometimes I feel if I hadn’t found my husband I’d have wound up being the baker for a polycule somewhere.


That’s me except Im not part of a polycule. Getting ready to make some of my double chocolate cookies, only I’ll replace the chocolate chips with m&ms



Now I have an overwhelming craving for apple fritter…


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