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isnât chain mail prone to pinching your skin?
It will also completely remove hair if worn over a hairy patch too long.
I dare you to ask me how I know.
Chainmail thong?
Nope chainmail shirt. If worn without something under it, every hair on your front and back will wrap around the links.
It took three strong guys to get me out and it sounded a lot like painful velcro.
Says chain male bear.
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Ow ow ouch oof that hurt to read
NooooooooooooâŠâŠ. đđđ
So best to shave first?
Iâm sorry for your loss.
Just wear underwear under your underwear.
đââïžwhereâs the fun in that
Youâre always supposed to wear padding under chain mail to spread out the force and keep the rings from embedding into the skin when hit.
Ainât nobody shanking me in the butt again.
I have bad news for you there. Chainmailâs good against slashing not shanking. Too many little holes to be poked through.
Hehe they can poke through my hole if they want đđ
Then you donât need the chainmail
I like to present the illusion of a challenge.
You seem fun
Thatâd be a tiny poker to get through that.
Narrator: But he was INDEED shanked in his butt.
Probably help against paddles and shit? Wouldnât sting as much.
No, the shit would squeeze right through.
Grate
Why is this totally working for me?
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$3,269 btw
got a question: how can i get such a bum?
Thou must hoist.
there are exercises you can do for that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yV7fDgNlYKM
here is basically what i do
i saved this message. thank u <3
Estrogen and squats
Thatâs such an Igor question to ask âŠ
Iâve made simple chain mail gloves, but this looks crazy to make!! The pleats are super neat. Itâs bound to be heavy though?
I thought it was crochet mimicking chainmail ,but is it actually chainmail??
đ€âŠâŠthatâs gonna chafe
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To shreds you say?
i had no idea what a bloomer is - but now I looked it up-
Weak to penetrating piercing attacks but at least you arenât getting slashed a new one.
Also, Iâm not into twerking but for this I would def make an asmr exception.
If thatâs like actually chain links then that thing is really likely to pinch
And NGL that sounds horrifying
Time to watch âRobin Hood: Men in Tightsâ again.
https://youtu.be/KRnqRRL3omo
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isnât chain mail prone to pinching your skin?
It will also completely remove hair if worn over a hairy patch too long.
I dare you to ask me how I know.
Chainmail thong?
Nope chainmail shirt. If worn without something under it, every hair on your front and back will wrap around the links.
It took three strong guys to get me out and it sounded a lot like painful velcro.
Says chain male bear.
This joke doesnât have enough votes, have mine
Ow ow ouch oof that hurt to read
NooooooooooooâŠâŠ. đđđ
So best to shave first?
Iâm sorry for your loss.
Just wear underwear under your underwear.
đââïžwhereâs the fun in that
Youâre always supposed to wear padding under chain mail to spread out the force and keep the rings from embedding into the skin when hit.
Ainât nobody shanking me in the butt again.
I have bad news for you there. Chainmailâs good against slashing not shanking. Too many little holes to be poked through.
Hehe they can poke through my hole if they want đđ
Then you donât need the chainmail
I like to present the illusion of a challenge.
You seem fun
Thatâd be a tiny poker to get through that.
Narrator: But he was INDEED shanked in his butt.
Probably help against paddles and shit? Wouldnât sting as much.
No, the shit would squeeze right through.
Grate
Why is this totally working for me?
Fr new kink unlocked
$3,269 btw
got a question: how can i get such a bum?
Thou must hoist.
there are exercises you can do for that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yV7fDgNlYKM
here is basically what i do
i saved this message. thank u <3
Estrogen and squats
Thatâs such an Igor question to ask âŠ
Iâve made simple chain mail gloves, but this looks crazy to make!! The pleats are super neat. Itâs bound to be heavy though?
I thought it was crochet mimicking chainmail ,but is it actually chainmail??
đ€âŠâŠthatâs gonna chafe
name checks out
To shreds you say?
i had no idea what a bloomer is - but now I looked it up-
Weak to
penetratingpiercing attacks but at least you arenât getting slashed a new one.Also, Iâm not into twerking but for this I would def make an asmr exception.
If thatâs like actually chain links then that thing is really likely to pinch
And NGL that sounds horrifying
Time to watch âRobin Hood: Men in Tightsâ again.
https://youtu.be/KRnqRRL3omo
nah