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A smug emoji in the bottom right corner. A text reads: "Communism could never work! Without money what would we use to bet on DraftKings?"
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I know it’s not the point, but it grinds my gears how many people think “Capitalism is when money, and Communism is when no money”

Communism is when no food.
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communists just dont want food ofc :3

Breatharian for life on god




Nah bro, rubles went away in 1917 and just popped back into existence in 1991. What is this about the means of production? Did you hit your head?

You’re saying the soviets achieved communism? Wow, someone’s been drinking the Russian flavor-aid!

lol no I am far from a tankie the USSR was shit, but they did have money

USSR wasn’t communism. That’s why they had money.

Yes I know that it was state capitalist.






Clasess, moneyless, stateless society, right?



That’s the anarchist flag

The anarcho-*communist*/syndicalist flag 🏴🚩🏴🚩🏴🚩


The true communism.



I don’t often get super pissed about advertising, but Draft Kings has been super aggressive about advertising in my areas (maybe in every area in the U.S., not sure.) If I never hear “the crown is yours” again, it’ll be too soon.

Missouri just made online sports betting legal, and this shit is everywhere.

“Place a $5 bet and get $300 *”

* $300 in Draft bucks usable only to make more bets †

† If you actually win any decent amount of money, we’ll insta-perma-ban you and possibly stiff you your winnings.


That’s right, down with the monarchy!



Both my kidneys on green



You wouldn’t need to distract yourself with games when you and some comrades could just go out and build socialism while singing hearty pioneer songs together.


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