Riot police clash with students as education protests rage in France

Americans: I got me a gun so them there feds ain’t gonna oppress me.

American leaders: My guns are bigger than yours.

Also Americans: Beat me harder, Daddy Trump.

French: Liberty, equality, fraternity!

Also French: Don’t piss us off too badly or we’ll get the guillotine out again.

French leaders: Shit, they mean it.

“Clash.”