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LadyButterfly she/her
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Kidnapper: "Come on, just do it. It's not rocket science."
Science guy: "But, I am a rocket scientist."
cRazi_manWell? Did they make the cat immortal then?
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SundrayI bet you that cat will be fucking pissed as it's floating around in space during the universe's heat death.
explodicleThat means statistically we're probably part of a gigantic Boltzmann cat.
A friend who works in anti-aging research saw this image and joked that if anyone could figure out how to make pets immortal, it would be her. Then she laughed until she began crying about her recently deceased dog.
If you can make pets anymore till you'll probably be in line for a Nobel prize. Making humans immortal will be considered a nice thing but probably not prizeworthy.
Everyone will complain that you invented it too soon and all the horrible people haven't died yet.
RhaedasImmortal but not immune to aging and disease would be a cruel genie trick on the cat. Have to be sure to cover all the fine print.
dohpaz42Any Genie that monkey paws a cat deserves to be locked away in their lamp and buried in the sun.
Well did the scientist get the job done? Also, where is this scientist? Because... Reasons.
Can you send him over when you're done with him?
Spoiler alert: the cat is the scientist.
Scientist here. I would help, but I'm only a wood scientist, not a cat scientist. And in my professional opinion, trees are very different from cats.
Hey can you step inside this white van real quick? There are... undiscovered... trees... in there. Definitely nothing nefarious or cat immortality related.
Mwahaha! I can see through your ruse! I'm not a tree scientist, I'm a wood scientist! I'm only interested in trees AFTER they're cut down. I have no use for undiscovered trees. Bring me more Douglas fir wood and we can talk!
Couldn’t find anything about this one but I assume it’s a flipped version of This classic
I’m not saying it’s right either
But I get it
I would have absolutely sacrificed 99.9% of the people on earth for my cat. Not even gonna sugar coat that.
She had to sacrifice him to the elder gods to make her cat immortal.
An episode of Batman including Catwoman?