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Nora writes the following on twitter: "she got me pregnant & this baby is *going* to like pokémon". In the accompanying picture we see her holding a handful of tylenol pills
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Remember folks, taking too much Tylenol WILL destroy your liver and kill you fairly quickly.

Liver failure is a fairly slow death taking up to a month

Ok I didn’t mean like gunshot quick more like “get your affairs in order” quick.



Correction: It will start killing you quickly, but the actual death will be long and painful. Liver failure is a particularly bad way to go out.

Man, Trump looks like he could use a night out drinking and then hangover relief with Tylenol.



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Is that a threat, or a promise?😏😏

Its really painful and not quick.

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Question still stands:))

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Really gotta stop with this kinky talk, doin’ me no good:))






As will corn, chocolate, and water.


Take ibuprofen instead and destroy your intestines instead!




So many layers to this joke, and they are all now federal crimes.


this joke is too american for me to understand

Doctors and scientists in my country assured everyone that paracetamol (tylenol) is fine and to ignore whatever the US is doing :P

But for your information Trump announced that paracetamol during pregnancy causes autism.

ah, i see, another day, another cause of autism. What a fucking clown.

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i’m afraid, our biggest concern should be a dangerous airborne chemical compound, called dioxygen. It spreads everywhere, and autism is on the mild side of possible effects caused by this lethal chemical weapon. I heard it even caused a great extinction once.







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No, it wouldn’t. These are likely 500mg pills, and there’s 7 of them. That’s 3.5g worth, well below the daily recommended limit of 4g and well below the 10g single dose limit for adults where toxicity becomes likely. Even if these were the chonky 1g pills, it’s not likely to cause liver damage.


Lol no

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If that makes you feel better




Depends on the concentration.
Yes Paracetamol can absolutely kill you if taken in grand excess. But this would have to be a very high dosage per pill to get you that far. Still not healthy of course.



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they’re shaped like mini bomb pops so they have to be good


You wanna give that kid autism!?!


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